Logan’s homework: Demonstrate understanding of vocabulary word “mortified” by writing a sentence explaining what would mortify him. Logan struggles, and we spend about five minutes imagining scenarios that might mortify a regular person. Logan says he would not be mortified by: forgetting to wear clothes, farting loudly, getting an answer wrong in class, forgetting lines in a play or even having an accident.
The single thing that can mortify him?
His mother dancing.
“Don’t make me dance at you!” is the new “Don’t make me turn this car around!”